How is it that two animals with the same genes have such different personalities? One likes laying outside, while the other likes running outside. One loves everyone they meet, and the other is kind of a jerk. And one can sleep in until 10:00 with me, while the other one has a strict 8:30 pee schedule. Due to the fact that she is the smarter of the two, I am wondering if there is someway that I can program her to get me up earlier on workdays. My alarm clock will go off to it's hearts content without so much as a thought from me, but I appear to wake up just fine to a paw to the chest or head. If she can't fetch me my slippers, she might as well be able to get me up on time for work.
Mission #1: Teach Jersey how to tell time (digital may work best)
Mission #2: Teach Jersey how to tell what day it is (get her a planner? or maybe I can just let her know)
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